I am now displeased with the fact that I was ineligible for most study abroad scholarships.
Most the scholarships are for foreign language.
England, in some instances, speaks a foreign language.
Anywhere I order a bacon, mozzarella and pesto panini and get whatever the hell meat was on the panini I just ate, is obviously not speaking English.
I don't think delicious, crispy, fatty bacon exists in England. Just this weird salty ham cut.
THIS PLACE HAS NO BACON, I'M TURNING AROUND AND LEAVING.
(Not in actuality, I still absolutely adore Oxford. But seriously, this no bacon thing is a strike. I REALLY LIKE MY BACON.)
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